rageaholicanonymous:

In Maryland we don’t say “I love you” we say “Crabs crabs old bay natty boh O’s O’s Baltimore” which roughly translates to “our bay is polluted and smells terrible on hot days. ” I think that’s really beautiful.

(via turn-down-for-starboard-boats)

elletiburon:

sometimes when I’m angry or stressed or sad I think about whales just swimming around in the ocean, doing whale shit. like, they’re the biggest goddamn mammals on the planet. they don’t have time for little problems. there’s too much chill-ass whale shit to do.
basically what I am saying is that whales are my happy place.

elletiburon:

sometimes when I’m angry or stressed or sad I think about whales just swimming around in the ocean, doing whale shit. like, they’re the biggest goddamn mammals on the planet. they don’t have time for little problems. there’s too much chill-ass whale shit to do.

basically what I am saying is that whales are my happy place.

(Source: p4cifc, via thesweatereffect)

#Maine #Photography #sailing

100% accurate

100% accurate

panzerspank:

that mini panic attack you have when you’re having a really hard time taking off a sports bra and you think you’re stuck forever

Hahaha like everyday of my life

Pharrell on his time working at McDonald’s

(Source: lindsaybluth, via silverheartsandgoldenminds)

best-of-funny:

kawaiiapocalypse:

itsaverypotteeeersenioryear:

deeeeeeeeeeeeetitsaaaaaaaaaaaaan:

was this really worth sticking your head in a toilet

TO THE MINISTRY!

oh my fucking god

X

(via captainsaku)

#Yes! #fun #Maryland

#Yes! #fun #Maryland